NBA Amateur Cards

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The NBA season gets underway tomorrow when the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Chicago Bulls do battle and all the superstars in the competition will be in action over the next few days.

You can’t help but admire the skills of Lebron James, James Harden and Steph Curry, but we sometimes think that the best basketball action is that which takes place at your local hall every Saturday night.

These amateur Basketball cards are a tribute to all those plodders out there doing their best on the court every Saturday morning, no matter how hungover, injured or uncoordinated they are!

 


 

 

jake

 Best white guy in the league

 

Quick and skilful

 

Keeps to himself most of the time and is a bit of a grey man.

 

Loves rap music and mentions Michael Jordan in his g-mail

 

 

 

 


 

 

juan

Cops Juan-on-Juan jokes on a weekly basis 

 

Short tempered

 

Can go from 0 – Loco in a flash

 

Screams ‘Kobe’ every shot he takes

 

 

 

 


 

 

kevin

Always has the latest pair of Jordans

 

Not the best, not the worst

 

Tapes his glasses on when he plays

 

Crazy about street ball

 

 

 

 


 

 

matt

Best in the team

 

Emotionally invested – known to cry when his team lose

 

Could have played Pro-Ball but too lazy

 

Girlfriend comes to games, sits on her phone the whole time

 

 

 

 


 

 

michael

Thinks he’s better than he is

 

Never drops the ball due to excessive hair wax on his hands

 

 Hog

 

Shoots 20 threes a game – only lands one

 

 

 


 

 

 

ray

Tyrone’s Dad

 

Averages 3 – 4 mins of gametime each week

 

Leads the half-time talk, which is the same each week

 

Does his knee halfway through the season

 

 

 


 

 

rhys

Dirtiest player in the league

 

Regularly ejected

 

Wears Yankees hat everywhere, doesn’t like baseball

 

Goes through his teammates’ bags when he is on the bench

 

 

 

 


 

 

tyrone

Tries hard, just isn’t any good

 

Always has a Gatorade after a game

 

Has one really good game all season – keeps him motivated

 

Always getting advice from his dad

 

 

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