In unprecedented circumstances, a man has ordered KFC on 3 separate occasions during State Of Origin Game 1 on Wednesday night.
Having been prompted by the advertisements that occur every time there is a video ref decision, he was easy pickings for his local finger-lickin chicken establishment.
The 22 year old man, who asked to remain nameless, lives a mere 120 metres from his local KFC store or as he approximates “about a 4-5 minute turnaround in the car depending how switched on the staff are.”
Having parked himself on the couch after a hard days work for the majority of the afternoon and not having consumed any grub since smoko at 10am, the adverts simply became too much to ignore after the first try was scored.
“The ref decided to go upstairs to have a closer look and sure enough there was the bucket of chicken, spinning away, hypnotising me, putting me under some sort of chicken spell,” the hungry punter said.
After just 6 minutes, he was back in front of the TV, demolishing one of KFC’s famous Ultimate Burger Meals.
The night of greasy chicken bliss was not to end here though.
Just as he had wiped the copious amount of grease off his face with his always handy KFC face wipe, another try was scored.
Again, despite being in perfect position only 2 metres from the action, the Ref felt it necessary to get some help from the bunker.
“24 hot & spicy nuggets for $10? You try ignoring that kind of deal once you’ve already got the taste of chicken on your lips!”
He was back with his copious amount of golden chicken nuggets before he realised that a Golden Gaytime Krusher would really hit the spot.
“Don’t judge me…”