The Badgelor – Episode 11

The Badgelor – Episode 11

Dylan Leach Dylan Leach

Last night on the Bachelor, the girls got wet and they got dirty…

they went to Wet’n Wild and a boot camp. Get your mind out of the gutter.

It was another eventful episode of The Bachelor where Cass FINALLY GOT A SINGLE DATE! It gave plenty of scope to hand out more votes in The Badgelor.

The Bachelor Episode 11 Recap

-The episode starts with Osher doing his usual mailman role delivering a letter with a clue on who gets a single date with Nick. It turns out it’s finally time for Cass to have a turn. Cass has kept it quiet throughout the entire series that she somewhat has feelings for Nick and until tonight, had yet been on a single date with the Honey Badger on the show. The Honey Badger meets Cass on something that resembles the Magic School Bus and they drive to Wet’N Wild…In Sydney, which is like going to Euro-Disneyland. They go on the sky tower ride which resembles bungee jumping in reverse. As they get to the top of the tower, the parachute seems to malfunction giving Cass the thoughts she’ll be with Nick forever…if you get my drift.

-Turns out its Cass who gets to pull the lever and swing over the skytower. There was also so many double entendre and innuendo in one Bachelor segment it gave the classic British sitcom “Are you being served?” a run for its money. When the two have a one on one chat after a day on the waterslides, Cass asks Nick “Do you have feelings for me” when of course, Channel 10 goes to an ad break.

– After the break, Nick informs Cass that she thinks she’s a fantastic person, which in Cass’s mind means that he wants to marry her which is far from the case. She’s got a one-way ticket in the friend zone, but that doesn’t stop Nick giving her a rose and having a good old-fashioned pash with her.

– The show goes straight into the group date where they arrive in some random location and meet Emily the “transformation coach” where they are put on some boot camp-like operation, similar to what the Adelaide Crows went on during their pre-season. The Girls are made to carry heavy backpacks and write down what’s holding them back. The backpacks also represent the girls “emotional baggage”. Dasha appears to be the only one who was in her element, whilst some of the other girls and Nick appeared to struggle with the various courses that are on offer and when it came to talking about one’s feelings, the Honey Badger revealed the shocking secret that he tended to keep his thoughts to himself. Russian import Dasha wins the day and gets some one on one time.

– At the rose ceremony, the last of the intruders Jamie-Lee is sent home. Despite 30 seconds of airtime, Emily still remains on the show. Who?

The Badgelor Votes

The Badgelor votes go to the girls judged best on ground by the Ladbrokes social team for tonight’s episode. The Badgelor will not be the girl that wins the heart of the Honey Badger Nick Cummins, but the girl that wins the heart of the Ladbrokes Social Media Team.

1 Vote – Emily

How she manages to survive week after week despite only 30 seconds of time with the Honey Badger is amazing. Anyone who got Emily in a Bachelor sweep must be counting their lucky stars. It seems that Emily could survive the equivalent of a nuking in the Bachelor mansion and still get a rose.

2 Votes – Dasha

Dasha’s got it going on in every department, except for spark with Nick. One gets the feeling she’s there for the Honey Badgers eye-candy and despite being very quiet on the show since the fly fishing date, she seemed rose-worthy and voteworthy in the Badgelor for persistence.

3 Votes – Cass

We all know she’s on the road to absolute heartbreak but for now, let’s live in the moment. This was her night. She got a one on one date with the Honey Badger, pashed on, got a rose and got to show off her bikini body on national television.  You made hay while the Vanessa Sunshined, which is necessary because one gets the feeling the storm clouds are coming.

The Badgelor Leaderboard After Episode 11

10 Votes – Cass
9 Votes – Vanessa Sunshine
8 Votes – Cat
7 Votes – Brooke
5 Votes – Brittney (Intruder)
3 Votes – Emily, Dasha, Osher, Cayla, Alishia, The Producer
2 Votes – Steph, Nick “The Honey Badger” Cummins
1 Vote – Romy

Quotes Of The Night – Special Cass Edition

“Physically, I think he’s amazing. I love his curly hair, I love his eyes. He obviously has the best body,” – Cass

“It’s been a dream. Having Nick to myself.” – Cass

“If we die at least we die together.” – Cass

“I can’t wait to get wet with him.” – Cass

“Do you have feelings … for me?” – Cass

Tweets Of The Night

The Bachelor Betting Market Update

She finally got the single date she had long hoped for, but Cass is $13 to win this series, unlucky for some.

Emily, Who? Emily – is at $21 to win the Honey Badger’s heart despite the little airtime and attention, there must be something going on that keeps getting her roses week after week.

Dasha and Shannon are now the outsiders at $51 each.

Punters can’t split Brooke and Sophie, who are equal on the second line of betting $4.50 apiece.

The longtime favourite, Brittany is now out to $1.50 after being as short as $1.20 a couple of weeks ago.

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