How AFL clubs ever did trades before of the age of Twitter and Trade Radio is anyone’s guess.
The AFL Trade period brings out the best, the worst, the funniest and the saltiest hot takes on Twitter about player movements, dodgy rumours and people declaring Essendon next years premiers.
With the AFL Trade Period done and dusted, we are proud to present a collection of some of Twitter’s finest.
When we had a major scoop of our own.
BREAKING: DEAL DONE. BIG NEWS FOR RICHMOND.#AFLTrades pic.twitter.com/877JrQBYUI
— Ladbrokes.com.au (@ladbrokescomau) October 17, 2018
Corbin Middlemas from the ABC came up with this outstanding take when Freo finally got the Jesse Hogan/Lachie Neale deal done.
Master Belly, “And find him you will.”
Turns Neale and 6 into Hogan, Lobb, 14 and 31. #AFLTrades pic.twitter.com/F9fLEMSIp7
— Corbin Middlemas (@CorbinMiddlemas) October 17, 2018
The Sweetest Plum podcast takes the absolute piss out of wannabe footy shock-jock Kane Cornes.
Nick pays tribute to the great man, Kane Cornes, doing some of his very best early morning shock jock work on @afl @traderadio. #NABTradeRadio #afl #afltrades
Subscribe to the Sweetest Plum Podcast https://t.co/9IcBFaRdo5 pic.twitter.com/5MXNmHS5xX— Sweetest Plum (@sweetestplum) October 17, 2018
When Essendon fans had those 1999 Preliminary Final flashbacks when it was possible that Dylan Shiel could go to Carlton.
Dylan Shiel story growing legs by the minute. Could the ’99 prelim final play itself out once again, this time in the #AFLTrades deal room?
— Ashley Browne (@hashbrowne) October 17, 2018
Carlton’s social media team couldn’t resist when they got Nic Newman from the Gold Coast Suns.
Full credit to @LetYourSolGlow…
The Bluebagger Army has been very quick to welcome our newest recruit! ????#HelloNewman pic.twitter.com/EBd9Usynw9
— Carlton FC (@CarltonFC) October 17, 2018
You just knew we couldn’t resist…#HelloNewman pic.twitter.com/JSmseeNXH6
— Carlton FC (@CarltonFC) October 17, 2018
As always, Titus O’Reily delivered the goods.
Gold Coast Suns team photo 2019. pic.twitter.com/SxpZWpsGAF
— Titus O’Reily (@TitusOReily) October 17, 2018
Final day of trade period and the day the media will award the 2019 Premiership.
— Titus O’Reily (@TitusOReily) October 16, 2018
If you replace every trade tweet that says ‘hearing whispers’ with ‘the voices in my head’ it makes a lot more sense.
— Titus O’Reily (@TitusOReily) October 15, 2018
This is great. Now I can name someone at St Kilda. pic.twitter.com/jJk4Jj3irY
— Titus O’Reily (@TitusOReily) October 11, 2018
Congratulations to Essendon on being crowned AFL Premiers 2019.
— Titus O’Reily (@TitusOReily) October 9, 2018
Nobody does Salty (and a ratio) quite like Kane Cornes, like when Tom Scully ended up being traded to Hawthorn.
Free kick Hawthorn https://t.co/75SPOyyOev
— Kane Cornes (@kanecornes) October 16, 2018
And our man Coons didn’t like some of Shock-Jock Kane Cornes takes on number one draft picks.
Oh. @kanecornes #awkwardnightatworkcomingup https://t.co/MAgdFDeDkO
— Adam Cooney (@Adamcooney17) October 15, 2018
Many have suspected on just who the identity of the AFL Trade Whisperer is, but all clues lead to some random who spends a lot of time on the BigFooty forums and likes the attention. This was the Whisperer’s statement after he deleted all of his Tweets.
Full statement: pic.twitter.com/eTgn7C7gmk
— AFL Trade Whisperer (@AFLTradeWhisper) October 14, 2018
The Age/Channel 7/SEN/Trade Radio journo Sam McClure was on the Bomber Bandwagon the moment Dylan Shiel nominated the Dons.
Jeez it’s an exciting time to be an Essendon supporter.
— Sam McClure (@sam_mcclure) October 9, 2018
But Jon Ralph from the Herald Sun put things in perspective for the Bomber faithful
Bloody fantastic Essendon have Dylan Shiel. But not many excuses left for them not to break finals drought next year. This year they got in 3 great recruits, they still didn’t play finals. And we said, gee they finished the year well. Long time since 2004 elimination final win
— Jon Ralph (@RalphyHeraldSun) October 9, 2018
Melbourne Storm joined in on the fun announcing they had signed Dylan Shiel.
BREAKING: Dylan Shiel looks good in purple ???? @traderadio #MelbourneProud #badphotoshop pic.twitter.com/Y0WwMbPnGi
— Melbourne Storm (@storm) October 9, 2018
A great take on the exedous of players from expansion clubs GWS and the Gold Coast Suns.
So in 2019 …
☀️ Anzac Eve:
TOM LYNCH ???? v
STEVEN MAY ???????????? Anzac Day:
DYLAN SHIEL ????⚫️ v
ADAM TRELOAR ⚫️⚪️Not sure those storylines were written into the AFL’s grand expansion plan.
— Sam Landsberger ???? (@SamLandsberger) October 17, 2018
And Triple M Footy came up with this list of former Gold Coast Suns players.
Which side would win: Gold Coast’s current best 18, or this side of former Suns now with other clubs? pic.twitter.com/KfjLYhAtyZ
— Triple M Footy (@triplemfooty) October 17, 2018
One detects a hint of sarcasm from this bloke from SKY News about Tom Lynch heading to Tigerland.
Tom Lynch off to Richmond. Hopefully it helps the struggling tiges next year. Free agency a great boost for lowly clubs.
— Tom Connell (@tomwconnell) September 5, 2018
And the Swans chairman didn’t hold back about #Lynchmond either.
“Given Richmond were premiers and Tom Lynch comes from one of the bottom clubs and we recruited Lance from the premiers I’m expecting at least a three-year trade ban for Richmond.” MORE: https://t.co/RERh4QaQfc pic.twitter.com/LwMJOSIuLa
— FOX FOOTY LIVE (@FOXFootyLive) October 3, 2018
Fair to say, Collingwood is more than delighted to have Dayne Beams back “home.”
Everything old is new again #FOREVER pic.twitter.com/Yub6IK98CF
— Collingwood FC (@CollingwoodFC) October 17, 2018
And his message to the Magpie faithful was all class.
A message from the man of the hour. Welcome back to Magpieland, Beamsy! #FOREVER pic.twitter.com/v7qhSASToM
— Collingwood FC (@CollingwoodFC) October 17, 2018
But Richmond legend Matthew Richardson had the last word which summed things up beautifully.
Few more hours until we don’t have to hear another trade rumour . ????????
— Matthew Richardson (@mattricho0) October 17, 2018